The following exchange took place.
The man says, "What's the problem, officer?"
Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
Man: "No sir, I was going 65."
Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." (The man gave his wife adirty look.)
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your brokentaillight. "
Man: "Broken taillight? I didn't know about a broken taillight!"
Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that taillight for weeks."(The man gave his wife another dirty look.)
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearingyour seat belt."
Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to thecar."
Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt."
The man turned to his wife and yelled, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"
The officer turned to the woman and asked,
"Ma'am, does yourhusband talk to you this way all the time?"
The wife said, "No, only when he's drunk."
Signing Off -dinotino®©-
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