Maid asked for a pay raise, Madam was very upset about this and asked, 'Now Maria, why do you want an increase?'
Maria: Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you.
Madam: Who said you iron better than me?
Maria: The Master said so.
Madam: Oh.
Maria. The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.
Madam: Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?
Maria: 'The Master did.' Madam.
Maria: My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.
Madam (very angry now): Did the Master say so as well?
Maria: No Madam, the chauffeur did!
Signing Off -dinotino®©-
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